Our third cocktail is the Closing Argument. A variant of the Last Word which uses Mezcal, Maraschino Liqueur and Green Chartreuse.

A variant of the Last Word which uses Mezcal, Maraschino Liqueur and Green Chartreuse.
Half-fill a cocktail shaker with ice.
Add all ingredients and shake until well-chilled.
Strain into chilled coupe.
Garnish with a lime wedge.
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The late afternoon sun, still holding a surprising warmth for early April in London, slanted through the large sash windows of Alistair’s Victorian townhouse. A gentle breeze, carrying the faint scent of freshly mown grass from the communal garden below, stirred the pages of the well-thumbed cocktail book lying open on his antique bar cart. Alistair’s friends, a lively group of barristers and legal scholars, had gathered for their regular Friday evening debrief, eager to unwind after a week of courtroom battles and late-night briefs. Tonight, Alistair was presenting a cocktail he felt perfectly encapsulated the art of persuasive final remarks: the “Closing Argument.”
Alistair, a man with a sharp intellect and a penchant for precision in all aspects of his life, approached cocktail making with the same meticulous attention to detail he applied to crafting his legal arguments. He saw each drink as a carefully constructed case, a balance of distinct elements designed to deliver a powerful and memorable conclusion. The Closing Argument, with its bold blend of smoky mezcal, herbaceous Green Chartreuse, sweet Maraschino, and tart lime, was, in his view, the ultimate persuasive libation.
He arranged his ingredients on the polished mahogany surface of the bar cart, their labels gleaming in the fading sunlight: a bottle of artisanal mezcal, its smoky aroma already hinting at its assertive character; a bottle of Green Chartreuse, its vibrant green liquid whispering of its secret blend of 130 herbs and spices; a bottle of Maraschino liqueur, its clear, slightly viscous texture promising a sweet, cherry-almond complexity; and a bowl of freshly squeezed lime juice, its bright green hue a promise of sharp acidity. Elegant coupe glasses stood ready, awaiting their potent contents, alongside a bowl of fresh limes for garnish.
Alistair’s movements were deliberate and purposeful, reflecting the focused intensity he brought to his legal practice. He measured equal parts of the mezcal, Green Chartreuse, Maraschino liqueur, and lime juice into a cocktail shaker filled with ice. The vibrant colours swirled together, a visual representation of the complex interplay of flavours he was aiming for. He sealed the shaker with a decisive click and began to shake vigorously, the ice rattling a brisk rhythm that echoed the rapid-fire delivery of a closing statement.
With a flourish, he strained the chilled mixture into the waiting coupe glasses, the pale green liquid shimmering invitingly in the soft light. The aroma that rose from the glasses was complex and intriguing – a smoky base layered with herbal intensity, sweet cherry notes, and a refreshing citrus tang. It was a scent that commanded attention.
The first glass was presented to his friend, Eleanor, a formidable barrister known for her compelling closing arguments. She held the glass up to the light, admiring its elegant colour. The aroma, a fascinating blend of smoke and herbs and fruit, tickled her nose. She took a considered sip, her eyes widening slightly before a slow smile spread across her face. “Alistair,” she declared, her voice laced with approval, “this… this is a knockout. It’s got complexity, a real punch, and a lingering finish. Just like a good closing argument should.”
The other guests eagerly followed suit, each sip met with similar expressions of impressed surprise. The smoky mezcal provided a solid foundation, perfectly balanced by the intense herbal notes of the Green Chartreuse and the sweet, slightly bitter complexity of the Maraschino liqueur. The fresh lime juice cut through the richness, adding a sharp, decisive acidity that tied all the disparate elements together in a surprisingly harmonious and undeniably potent whole. It was a cocktail that demanded attention, a fitting tribute to the art of persuasive rhetoric.
As the evening progressed, the Closing Argument cocktails flowed freely, each one a testament to Alistair’s skill and his keen understanding of both law and libations. The conversation deepened, fueled by the potent flavours and the shared camaraderie of friends. The late spring sunlight finally faded, replaced by the soft glow of table lamps, but the lively debate and the satisfyingly complex cocktails continued to hold court. Alistair’s townhouse had become a temporary courtroom of convivial discourse, where the final remarks were always delivered with a well-crafted Closing Argument in hand.
Ingredients
Directions
Half-fill a cocktail shaker with ice.
Add all ingredients and shake until well-chilled.
Strain into chilled coupe.
Garnish with a lime wedge.