Jabroni

Jabroni
Yields1 Serving
Prep Time2 mins

A Negroni[/link variant thought to be created for tequila brand, Teremana, the Jabroni uses one of the brands owners Dwayne 'The Rock' Johnson's favourite insults.

Jabroni is a variant of the wrestling term "jobber", for a wrestler who loses to make others look better.

 30 ml (1 oz) reposado tequila
 30 ml (1 oz) Campari
 22.50 ml (¾ oz) sweet vermouth
 7.50 ml (¼ oz) banana liqueur
1

Half-fill a mixing jug with ice.

2

Add all ingredients and stir until well-chilled.

3

Strain into a tumbler over fresh ice.

AI generated anecdote for article length

On a balmy summer evening, with the heat of the day finally ebbing into the cool embrace of the night, Chris found himself behind his kitchen counter, ready to make something special for his group of close friends. It had been a spontaneous get-together, the kind where no one planned much but everyone just showed up, drawn by the promise of good company, good stories, and good drinks. As the buzz of conversation and laughter flowed in from the patio, Chris knew he had just the concoction to elevate the night: the "Jabroni" cocktail.

Now, Chris wasn't a professional bartender by any means, but he had grown a reputation among his friends as the guy who could whip up something magical with whatever bottles he had lying around. Tonight, however, was different. Tonight, he had planned something. For weeks, he had been tinkering with different blends of spirits, trying to craft a drink that matched the vibrant energy of summer nights while still surprising his friends with unexpected flavors. The Jabroni was born out of these experiments—a blend of Reposado Tequila, Campari, sweet vermouth, and the key ingredient that gave the drink its unmistakable signature: banana liqueur.

Chris grabbed a tumbler and filled it halfway with large, jagged chunks of ice. He always believed that the perfect cocktail needed the right kind of ice. It couldn’t just be any ice—it needed to be large enough to cool the drink without watering it down too fast. He loved that satisfying crack of the ice settling in, bracing itself for the flavors about to be poured over.

First, he reached for the bottle of Reposado Tequila, pulling off the cork with a soft pop. A rich, golden liquid with subtle notes of oak and agave, the Reposado was the base that grounded the cocktail. He poured a generous shot of it over the ice, hearing the slight hiss as the liquid embraced the cold. Next, Chris uncapped the bottle of Campari. The bitter, herbaceous spirit with its vivid red hue splashed into the tumbler, swirling and intertwining with the tequila. Then came the sweet vermouth, a splash of which balanced out the bitterness of the Campari with its smooth, sweet undertones.

But it was the banana liqueur that really made this cocktail unique. The idea of mixing something as playful as banana liqueur with the sophistication of Campari and vermouth had originally struck Chris as odd, but after experimenting, he found that it was exactly what the drink needed—a tropical twist that caught everyone off guard. A small pour of the banana liqueur joined the other ingredients in the glass, its aroma lightly wafting into the air. The tropical sweetness of the banana softened the bold, bitter edges of the Campari, creating an unexpected yet harmonious blend.

Chris gently stirred the cocktail with a bar spoon, letting the ice slowly chill the mixture without diluting it too quickly. He admired the golden-amber hue of the drink, with just the faintest blush of red from the Campari bleeding through. He took a quick sip, a look of satisfaction crossing his face. It was perfect—just the right balance of smoky tequila, bitter Campari, sweet vermouth, and that playful hint of banana dancing at the end.

Out on the patio, his friends were engaged in animated conversations, the kind that bounced from nostalgic stories of college days to the latest show someone had binge-watched. The string lights above them glowed softly, casting a warm, intimate light on everyone’s faces. Chris emerged from the kitchen with a tray of tumblers, each filled with the Jabroni cocktail, and the room went quiet for just a moment as his friends noticed the glasses shimmering in the light.

"Alright, I know you all have been waiting for this one," Chris said, passing the drinks around. "I call it the 'Jabroni.' Don’t let the name fool you—this one's got a kick."

The first round of sips was met with a chorus of surprised approval. "Wait, is that… banana?" one of his friends asked, eyebrows raised, clearly taken aback by the unexpected flavor. "How did you come up with this?"

Chris shrugged with a grin, taking a slow sip of his own. "I just thought we needed something that felt like summer, but with a bit of an edge. And who doesn’t love a little banana, right?"

As the night wore on, the Jabronis kept flowing, and with each refill, the mood became even more lighthearted. Stories that hadn’t been told in years resurfaced, punctuated by bursts of laughter and clinking glasses. That was the magic of the Jabroni—somehow, the unlikely blend of ingredients mirrored the evening itself, a mix of old memories and new moments that shouldn’t have fit together but did, beautifully.

By the time the last tumbler was drained and the group started saying their goodbyes, it was clear that the Jabroni had earned a place in their summer night rituals. Chris couldn’t help but feel a sense of pride as he watched his friends head off into the warm night, still talking about the cocktail. He knew he had created something special, something that would be requested at future gatherings with a smile and a wink—“Hey, Chris, how about another round of Jabronis?”

Ingredients

 30 ml (1 oz) reposado tequila
 30 ml (1 oz) Campari
 22.50 ml (¾ oz) sweet vermouth
 7.50 ml (¼ oz) banana liqueur

Directions

1

Half-fill a mixing jug with ice.

2

Add all ingredients and stir until well-chilled.

3

Strain into a tumbler over fresh ice.

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